When our trials were over,And the majority of us were quite sober,The cruise ship starts to roll out to sea,It was trying to get us back on our fee’.Sick and tired of beating our wives,We all just wanted them to have better lives.So we go to New York to relieve our stress,How it will go is anyone’s guess.Four regular guys, plus a creepy ex-con,Hope we get there safe before the break of dawn.Our primary mentor, was the talented Dr.Pepper,He tried to calm us by organizing a friendly get-together.But before today, we have been meeting once a week,Because Pepper said, it was new lives we seek.After a few months, we wanted to kill each other,the doctor was so scared, he almost cried for his mother.Then the doctor suggested, that we go on a cruise to New York,so we could see the 9/11 memorial, and possibly Mickey Rourke.This trip was meant to manage our wrath,Here’s hoping we don’t find any holes in our path.5 angry guys on a boat, you do the math,And swear to god, that stinking con needs a bath.Hopefully we all will get there soon,because were not sure who’s bunking with whom.So we board the ship, and surprise with are slickness,that is until, half of us got motion sickness.We broke out some shuffleboard and began to play,We all did poorly, it just wasn’t our day.That construction worker, boy, he was one crazy cat.This group of people was the only place he could fit in at.There’s not much you can say about the ex-con,because if you tried, he would kill you with no respawns.Don’t even get me started on the door-to-door salesmanhe hasn’t said a word since he slashed my tires, again.The school teacher is the most normal in the groupAnd by normal, I mean closer to a fruit loop.The mailman gets more than just a few bucks,He likes to give others, some deep paper cuts.It was going to be a long trip,The doctor told us to sit tight and get a grip.
The Ex-Convict
The daring ex-convict, a man changed by law,
A product of the system, cause of one lonely flaw.
But his crimes aren't what drives him to near insanity,
the experiences in jail and the torture leads he.
A tall, burly man, his muscles quite heavy,
his face full of hair, combed oh so quite clever'y.
From the outside he looks like a weightlifting pro,
But inside he's quite lovable, it's just so hard to show.
When the con sees a woman, no matter her looks,
he holds the door for her, and might carry her books.
While not good with women, he still treats them quite well,
it seemed he learned manners from the time in his cell.
But the con still has trouble holding emotions inside,
he uses his fists to control his everyday life.
He hates how he's treated, everyone stops and stares,
and often gets the feeling that nobody cares.
So he went with the group to control his dark side,
hoping it works, unlike the other things he'd tried.
He may be a giant, he may be quite strong,
but that doesn't mean this convict can't try to get along.
Door-to-Door Salesman (By: Sir Lucius Finnigan)
Next is the salesman, who makes a living door-to-door,
He meets all strangers from the rich to the poor.
He was put with the group, because from his job he was fired,
He was losing all his old customers, so he slashed all their tires.
He dresses with preparation and confidence,
He dawns a sports jacket, dress shoes, and a briefcase with sponsors.
When he was on call, he shared his life stories,
With all of his customers, so they could share in his glory.
When he knocked on their door, they gently shooed him away,
But before he was banished, be began the survey.
They still didn’t care and wanted him gone,
But he kept his foot in the door, and droned on and on.
They picked up the phone and said they would call the police,
He said, “Hear me out and I will leave you in peace.”
So he made the same offer, but threw in his car,
Even with that deal he didn’t get very far.
He didn’t know what to do; he would have to retire,
But before he’d do that, he’d take his anger out on their tires.
While he did this, they gave the good doctor a call,
So his name was added to Pepper’s list, once and for all.
The salesman used to have some kids and a wife,
But as soon as they heard, they walked out of his life.
For as long as he could remember, he sold TV guides,
But with an economy like this, he thought he was going to die.
So here he is, on a cruise ship to New York,
Most people would open some wine, pop the cork.
The door-to-door salesman was different however,
He wanted to slash more tires, so he daydreamt with pleasure.
MAIL MAN
( BY: Pepe Le Pew)
The popular mail man came along for the ride.
Every day people waited for him, worldwide.
They would count on him to deliver the goods.
Til he got set up, and escaped through the woods.
Word on the street is that he got caught trafficen'.
Moving the product for a big time mexican.
When a reporter confronted him with the issue,
He broke the guys nose n gave em a tissue.
Then he went to his trunk, pulled out the AK.
"Anyone else got something smart to say?"
His anger would always interfer with his task,
But he kept it well hidden beneath his mask.
Now if you would do something to piss him off.
Then you'd better pray to the man up above.
Now the mail man's a gentleman whos also a ladiesman.
Catering to ladies down in Texas and back to Michagan
His poor wife became aware he was cheating.
Like Tiger Woods wife, she gave him a beating.
Thats when she referred him to Dr. Pep
Maybe he could fix the mail man's rep.
Now he's stuck on the boat with 4 other guys,
Eating a hamburger with a pepsi and fries.
On a quest traveling to New York City.
And oh doesnt the sewage smell o' so pretty.
What a site, to see the ex con acting like a fool.
See kids, this is why you ought to stay in school.
But in all seriousness, i sit here and pray,
That everyones anger will forever fade away.
THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER (BY; THE ONE MAN MOSH PIT)
A simple hard worker who loved the crain
Who's life was suddenly filled with pain.
That one fatefull day,
when everyone would pay.
His boss asked to see him,
and proceded to make his life dim.
He told him he had to go,
he didn't take it well, so-
he clocked out ofr the last time
and decided to comit his crime.
He went to the crain that he loved so,
and planned to end his boss' flow.
He slowly lifted the wrecking ball,
and he made a call.
He told his boss to come outside,
so that he could end his pride,
he walked out of the building, to-
a sight that he knew.
His nice new car,
when he saw from afar...
the end of his ride,
and he just sat down and cried.
The Elementary School Teacher
Next is the elementary school teacher.
He could handle a kid with a fever,
Or things being thrown through the air.
Over the years he had gotten a few gray hairs.
He wore a shirt and a tie,
And he had big tired bags underneath his eyes.
He had a pair of glasses,
And always loved his classes.
Carrying a small bottle of Purell
He did his job well.
Until that one faithful day,
When the kids had to have their way.
The kids kept whining
He wanted to start crying.
He lost it during a test,
And he ended up throwing a desk.
Thats why hes with the group,
On the trip to New York.
(Our group photo.)
THE DISCIPLES
Our Mission Statement: "To be creative and to contribute as much as we can."The Man They Call Fuzzy Bear
I play guitar, write music that never gets any melodies, play video games, and listen to music. You could call me an audiophile, sure.
The One Man Mosh Pit - I'ma Beast
Sir Lucius FinniganI love movies, I can't get enough of them. I'm also in the process of getting a hoverboard prototype approved by the EPA. Wheel's are so last century...
P.S. - No I’m not british…I just like the Sir
Pepe Le Pew
- No I’m not a skunk, but i stay stinkin'
Dr. Pepper© PhD.
∙Trust me…I’m a doctor.
The Canterbury Tales - Abridged
Prologue
When our trials were over,And the majority of us were quite sober,The cruise ship starts to roll out to sea,It was trying to get us back on our fee’.Sick and tired of beating our wives,We all just wanted them to have better lives.So we go to New York to relieve our stress,How it will go is anyone’s guess.Four regular guys, plus a creepy ex-con,Hope we get there safe before the break of dawn.Our primary mentor, was the talented Dr.Pepper,He tried to calm us by organizing a friendly get-together.But before today, we have been meeting once a week,Because Pepper said, it was new lives we seek.After a few months, we wanted to kill each other,the doctor was so scared, he almost cried for his mother.Then the doctor suggested, that we go on a cruise to New York,so we could see the 9/11 memorial, and possibly Mickey Rourke.This trip was meant to manage our wrath,Here’s hoping we don’t find any holes in our path.5 angry guys on a boat, you do the math,And swear to god, that stinking con needs a bath.Hopefully we all will get there soon,because were not sure who’s bunking with whom.So we board the ship, and surprise with are slickness,that is until, half of us got motion sickness.We broke out some shuffleboard and began to play,We all did poorly, it just wasn’t our day.That construction worker, boy, he was one crazy cat.This group of people was the only place he could fit in at.There’s not much you can say about the ex-con,because if you tried, he would kill you with no respawns.Don’t even get me started on the door-to-door salesmanhe hasn’t said a word since he slashed my tires, again.The school teacher is the most normal in the groupAnd by normal, I mean closer to a fruit loop.The mailman gets more than just a few bucks,He likes to give others, some deep paper cuts.It was going to be a long trip,The doctor told us to sit tight and get a grip.
The Ex-Convict
The daring ex-convict, a man changed by law,
A product of the system, cause of one lonely flaw.
But his crimes aren't what drives him to near insanity,
the experiences in jail and the torture leads he.
A tall, burly man, his muscles quite heavy,
his face full of hair, combed oh so quite clever'y.
From the outside he looks like a weightlifting pro,
But inside he's quite lovable, it's just so hard to show.
When the con sees a woman, no matter her looks,
he holds the door for her, and might carry her books.
While not good with women, he still treats them quite well,
it seemed he learned manners from the time in his cell.
But the con still has trouble holding emotions inside,
he uses his fists to control his everyday life.
He hates how he's treated, everyone stops and stares,
and often gets the feeling that nobody cares.
So he went with the group to control his dark side,
hoping it works, unlike the other things he'd tried.
He may be a giant, he may be quite strong,
but that doesn't mean this convict can't try to get along.
Door-to-Door Salesman (By: Sir Lucius Finnigan)
Next is the salesman, who makes a living door-to-door,
He meets all strangers from the rich to the poor.
He was put with the group, because from his job he was fired,
He was losing all his old customers, so he slashed all their tires.
He dresses with preparation and confidence,
He dawns a sports jacket, dress shoes, and a briefcase with sponsors.
When he was on call, he shared his life stories,
With all of his customers, so they could share in his glory.
When he knocked on their door, they gently shooed him away,
But before he was banished, be began the survey.
They still didn’t care and wanted him gone,
But he kept his foot in the door, and droned on and on.
They picked up the phone and said they would call the police,
He said, “Hear me out and I will leave you in peace.”
So he made the same offer, but threw in his car,
Even with that deal he didn’t get very far.
He didn’t know what to do; he would have to retire,
But before he’d do that, he’d take his anger out on their tires.
While he did this, they gave the good doctor a call,
So his name was added to Pepper’s list, once and for all.
The salesman used to have some kids and a wife,
But as soon as they heard, they walked out of his life.
For as long as he could remember, he sold TV guides,
But with an economy like this, he thought he was going to die.
So here he is, on a cruise ship to New York,
Most people would open some wine, pop the cork.
The door-to-door salesman was different however,
He wanted to slash more tires, so he daydreamt with pleasure.
MAIL MAN
(
BY: Pepe Le Pew)
The popular mail man came along for the ride.
Every day people waited for him, worldwide.
They would count on him to deliver the goods.
Til he got set up, and escaped through the woods.
Word on the street is that he got caught trafficen'.
Moving the product for a big time mexican.
When a reporter confronted him with the issue,
He broke the guys nose n gave em a tissue.
Then he went to his trunk, pulled out the AK.
"Anyone else got something smart to say?"
His anger would always interfer with his task,
But he kept it well hidden beneath his mask.
Now if you would do something to piss him off.
Then you'd better pray to the man up above.
Now the mail man's a gentleman whos also a ladiesman.
Catering to ladies down in Texas and back to Michagan
His poor wife became aware he was cheating.
Like Tiger Woods wife, she gave him a beating.
Thats when she referred him to Dr. Pep
Maybe he could fix the mail man's rep.
Now he's stuck on the boat with 4 other guys,
Eating a hamburger with a pepsi and fries.
On a quest traveling to New York City.
And oh doesnt the sewage smell o' so pretty.
What a site, to see the ex con acting like a fool.
See kids, this is why you ought to stay in school.
But in all seriousness, i sit here and pray,
That everyones anger will forever fade away.
THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER
(BY; THE ONE MAN MOSH PIT)
A simple hard worker who loved the crain
Who's life was suddenly filled with pain.
That one fatefull day,
when everyone would pay.
His boss asked to see him,
and proceded to make his life dim.
He told him he had to go,
he didn't take it well, so-
he clocked out ofr the last time
and decided to comit his crime.
He went to the crain that he loved so,
and planned to end his boss' flow.
He slowly lifted the wrecking ball,
and he made a call.
He told his boss to come outside,
so that he could end his pride,
he walked out of the building, to-
a sight that he knew.
His nice new car,
when he saw from afar...
the end of his ride,
and he just sat down and cried.
The Elementary School Teacher
Next is the elementary school teacher.
He could handle a kid with a fever,
Or things being thrown through the air.
Over the years he had gotten a few gray hairs.
He wore a shirt and a tie,
And he had big tired bags underneath his eyes.
He had a pair of glasses,
And always loved his classes.
Carrying a small bottle of Purell
He did his job well.
Until that one faithful day,
When the kids had to have their way.
The kids kept whining
He wanted to start crying.
He lost it during a test,
And he ended up throwing a desk.
Thats why hes with the group,
On the trip to New York.